morning press

the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding

The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.

by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

Slippery Morning

Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.

My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.

One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.

A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!

by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014

Morning Snout

When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.

Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.

by The Babber October 7, 2019

Morning Mudslide

The feeling of taking a massive shit as soon as you wake up due to consuming large amounts of munchies and alcohol the night before.

Ahh dude, my stomach was hurting so bad this morning, had to take the biggest morning mudslide ever. No more beers for me.....

by Seabass320 September 24, 2011

Morning Orange

The first pee after waking. Usually, golden-orange in color and pungent. Sometimes caused by dehydration from too many alcoholic drinks consumed the night before.

NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)

I was surprised to see morning orange piss after drinking two glasses of water before going to bed.

by OB_77 June 1, 2011

morning mahogany

(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.

morning mahogany

guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?

guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.

guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.

by the urbster September 16, 2010

Eris Morn

A fictional character in Destiny 2. She has no eyes and likes to spout random language.

Hey Eris, mind taking me through that portal?

“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”

by Knifeindaback May 14, 2021