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nice mississippi

A phrase that usually refers to a person's ass starting from the top of the ass and runs all the way down the legs to the toes. Sort of like the Mississippi river.
The girl with the pink shirt has a nice mississippi.
by funnyguy415 July 3, 2018
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Mississippi Mio

Mississippi Mud Beer(it's smooth and less than bitter) with some Mio "Drink Enhancer" in it. Mango Peach is the original flavor Mississippi Mio
I had some Mango Peach Mississippi Mio now I'm buzzing hard!
by The_Grey_Ghost May 25, 2011
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Mississippi Crunch

Jumping off a high point into a body of water and then breaking a bone
Johnny heard the ol' Mississippi Crunch after plummeting into the river
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!
by GanstaSlime March 13, 2021
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mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob
Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier
by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016
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Mississippi Fusion

Derivative of a Wrist Fusion (medical)

Wrist Fusion:
medical procedure fusing wrist joints, sometimes preventing movement permanently.

Mississippi Fusion:

flooding a wrist in ignorantly gaudy (bling), preventing wrist movement due to the icy (water).
(Jeweler), Please Give Me The Mississippi Fusion. I Would Like To Put (100) On My Wrists.

I am out here (trapping) for my Mississippi Fusion.
by da ‘burban bab¥ February 21, 2020
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mississippi mudhole

sure is

-Mississippi mudhole
by PaulsEgo March 15, 2018
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mississippi roomba

When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina
"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"
by Ramón Sauve June 13, 2017
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