mining for gold

The act of picking one's nose.

He must be mining for gold!

by unclebiggin November 10, 2010

Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008

nose mine

a silent and stationary fart that hangs in a particular area where some poor victim is likely to walk through it seconds or minutes later and receive its full effect

Man, Jose just laid a nose mine in the hall! Don't walk through there for another hour or so!

by Mad Coyote July 28, 2010

chocolate mining

Slang term for anal sex

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!

by mrhaddock December 12, 2016

Fiat Mine

Work. The place where you collect the hard currency necessary to invest in crypto.

I can't go out for drinks Thursday night, I'm in the Fiat Mine until 12:30.

Crypto is doing terrible again. I'm going to have to put in an extra shift at the Fiat Mine if I want to eat this week.

by Weather_No_Blues March 13, 2022

strip-mine

verb To dig out or take all the "good parts" of certain foods, like the marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal, the candy pieces in the Moose Tracks ice cream, or the feta cheese out of a Greek salad.

"Damn it! My roommate strip-mined the Lucky Charms again!. I'm gonna kill him."

by nseaturtle October 20, 2013

Mine Truly

A self reference for those who aren't loyal to the person or people being spoken to.

"Homeless man begging for spare change, I hope you go and die. I'm aware that your kind is a dishonest, drug fueled blight on society. When you finally grow a pair and realize that your life is both immoral and not worth lving and you're getting ready to lay your neck onto the railroad tracks, you can thank Mine Truly for the sage words. Be thankful that I've spared you my time."

by Phat Phuk May 5, 2017