michael

The most cancerous thing in existence. He wants to get girls and always messes up.
Holy shit that cancerous Michael is coming. EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES.
by Locknesssmonster March 17, 2017
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Michael

Mercedes' Man.
Dayuum! Michael is Mercedes' man.
by Mercy1225 October 08, 2013
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Michael

Michael is a name given to a funny and very good looking gent that loves his video games. Michaels are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party. They are slow to trust, and even slower to love...but once a person gains the trust and love of a Michael - they've got it forever. Typically Michaels are a huge fan of anything outdoors: Hiking, 4-Wheelers, Yard Work, etc. Michaels generally love animals and other human beings. Typically raised with a top-knotch upbringing these are the types of men who make excellent husbands, fathers, and grandfathers. Often times these creatures are confused about what they deserve in life, and usually have to go through a hell of a lot in life before settling down.
Love Me some Michael.
by Notthatonebiatch October 20, 2011
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Michael

a guy who loves the color blue, is extremely weird, and loves tacos...
guy #1: dang dude..you're weird
guy#2 :no....your michael
guy #1: MINDBLOWN
by tasykimchi June 08, 2011
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A michael is a really nice and funny person. he has a great sense of humor and a really pretty smile. Michael's are usually tall and athletic. He will tend to have really soft skin and soft lips. Michael's are usually jewish and/ or mixed race (most likely asian)a michael is really cute and will always keep you smiling. he is a great friend and you would be glad to have a michael in your life.
" oh my god my boy friend is so nice and really funny and has a great smile"

"really? is his name michael?'

"yeah! How did you know?"
by prettysweetwreckless November 08, 2011
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Michael

a kitten. forever a kitten.

Michael is a Pokémon loving kid who acts like a 5 year old 99% of the time. Michaels tend to be really adorable and cute and it's just MICHAEL IS HOT AF OKAY.
see that sexy guy on the 5sos poster?!?

YEAH THAT'S MICHAEL HE'S REALLY HOT
by Fangirl Chlide December 24, 2015
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Michael

A short little Mexican boy that acts gay but is actually not, has a lot of friends because he's a funny biatch, overall a cool, funny, (dirty minded whore) that you can't live without
Nigga: Wassup Michael
Michael: Wassup Biatch
by coolkid792 November 13, 2018
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