mexican rat

a very small dog which originated from mexico. its original name is the chihuahua.

dude 1: yo you saw that taco bell commercial yet?
dude 2: you mean that add with the annoying mexican rat that talks?
dude 1: yea, lol, funny is'nt it?
dude 2: no, no its not

by ChadAttack August 22, 2006

a mexican limo

to get picked up by the police

we got picked up at the party in a mexican limo

by juna santo December 4, 2009

Mexican goatee

After giving a girl a flumpkin, a Mexican goatee is where the shit has smeared on your chin of the giver

After Tim gave Sarah a flumpkin, she had noticed that she gave him a Mexican goatee

by Pussymasher6969 July 8, 2020

mexican pearl

it's when you squeeze your penis to get the last drop of cum out

I wanted to get out every drop, so I squeezed out his Mexican pearl

by sponged March 11, 2015

Mexican Throttle

To give someone the throttle (To insert the thumb in a girls ass and make a motorcycle throttling motion while sexing her from behind) with jalapeno acid still on your thumb. The result is a burning asshole.

I made dinner for this broad and forgot to wash my hands after cutting the jalapenos. Later that night I gave her the throttle and the jalapeno juice burned her ass. Burning ass equals Mexican throttle.

by Dicksss August 25, 2012

Mexican segway

A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.

See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.

by Gringo Libre September 25, 2010

Mexican ice

Another term for Cocaine.

Nothing like a blast of Mexican ice to pick you up out of the blues.

by zenman December 9, 2008