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Ronald McDonald sex move 

It's when you walk into the bedroom wearing size 13 or larger boots and rocking a 'fro. You shove one of the boots up her pussy until she starts bleeding, then you dip your nose in until it's fully red, tickle her with your 'fro. Finally, you get up and as you're about to walk away you remind her to stay happy by yelling out "Smiles are free, bitch!!!". Then you walk away.
Kevin: how did that little skank Alex like your gift?

Guido: I spent the money on booze instead, then I went over to her place and gave her a Ronald McDonald.

Kevin: wow, you've really gona the extra mile with this bitch huh?

Guido: yah, she's lucky to have someone as thoughtful as me. Who else would do the Ronald McDonald sex move on that whore.
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The Ronald McDonald Special 

The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!
She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.

MacDonald's 

a place you get take aways...
can we go to MacDonald's after school?
MacDonald's by cool girl September 18, 2005

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

MacDonald’s 

The way some elderly people pronounceMcDonald’s”, the fast food restaurant.
Come on Timmy, let’s go to MacDonald’s and get the new MacBurger.
MacDonald’s by Sakaj23 April 16, 2023

Mc donald's nigga 

When you go mcdonald's and see homeless black guy holding a sighn saying I'm hungry.

Mc Donald's 

A place where children turn into nickokado avocado and get sued by karens. At every bin it says: stay one minute at the bin and people stay there until they smell like Chinese noodles and avocados mixed with butt juice

Eww thats disgusting
Mc Donald's by TherealUNMANK December 25, 2022