ruby throated mattress thrasher

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.

When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.

by Diogio Rome January 20, 2008

pissed as your nans mattress

nans mattress, pisseds aS

After a bottol of bailys you will be as pissed as your nans mattress

by Ed Jackson February 06, 2004

Pillow top mattress life

A lifestyle of ease and simplicity where one lives without worry or concern. In most cases this lifestyle was inhierted and undeserved.

That fool be livin that pillow top mattress life and he's never worked a damn day.

by Mr. Grindle October 27, 2018

mattress hopping whore frog

ONE WHO HOPS FROM BED TO BED (DICK 2 DICK) IN A GOLD DIGGING FASHION

YOU'R SISTER IS A MATTRESS HOPPING WHORE FROG

by MR.M@C11 September 18, 2011

Horizontal mattress party

The sensation of having A Sex party horizontally on a mattress with your significant other.

Elizabeth: yo Tim did you hear Max and Lisa upstairs last night?"

Tim : Yeah I sure did I think they were having a horizontal horizontal mattress party "

by Kielbiski October 20, 2016

Mattresses In The Streets District

An unsafe urban area.

Nate got sat on in the Mattresses in the Streets District, and now he needs a tetanus shot.

by Lip Cheese October 18, 2012

Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

by Kneeneye November 06, 2011