Mark

A lazy fat piece of sh*t. Eats pizza all day. Secretly hates himself lol

Mark eats pizza all day and is a lazy fat piece of sh*t

by Jesus Christ himself42069 March 27, 2020

Mark

Has really freakishly small calves!

Hey look it’s that guy mark...the guy with the small shitty calves

by Fitt1987 September 21, 2018

Mark

He's a a wee annoying little poo and he likes to try to be a big man but really he's an annoying kettle bastard.

He's also got a giant head but has a tiny little brain

Mark: hi I'm annoying

by The tattie man November 21, 2019

Mark

A nice person strongest in the group. Likes girls. Communicates easier with adults or young adults. Likes to spend time with friends. Sometimes Mark's are gay. May be a nice person. Hides a philosophy inside from outside seems crazy or annoying or dumb. Very sexy. May be fat. Very open person. Very feeling and caring.

Very nice word it may also be used as marking something.

by Yeeeee man April 5, 2017

Mark

An asshole who smokes weed every damn day

"Ya, Mark was way hotter before he got all that acne."
"Mark is a sexy douche."

by mediocrechicken February 26, 2017

Mark

A genuine, kind, funny, smart, amazing, perfect, skinny, big strong boy who is possibly (definitely) the most amazing Prime Minister of the United Kingdom to have ever walked the earth.

Mark overpowers all evil and is the literal physical embodiment of perfection.

Person 1: "Hey, wasn't Mark the British Prime Minister?"
Person 2: "Yeah, a genuine, kind, funny, smart, amazing, perfect, skinny big strong boy. That's Mark."

by THOMASJMONTY May 31, 2019

Mark

Generally fat, and greasy. Is a player, and think's he is inlove with everyone, but he doesnt know what true love is. He is dishonest, and uses people. He treats people badly. Not all Mark's are like this, however.

1- is that mark :O? 2- yes, he has greasy hair. 1- wow, he would be so much nicer if he washed his hair! 2- yes, definitely.

by kezaaa666 May 28, 2009