mango flex

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit

friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?

by recognoscoo July 19, 2021

Couch Mango

A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.

Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.

Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.

Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.

by Nafftastic January 18, 2013

Mango Chutney

It is the vaginal fluid that drips out after a lesbian couple has performed oral pleasure on each other at the same time while eating mangos (aka lesbo 69). It is a milky fluid made up of saliva, the existing fluid in the vagina, and chunks of mango. The vagina tastes like mango and usually bits of mango get stuck inside the vagina. If you know a lesbian, ask her to save some next time she's headin south. It goes great on burritos.

"Mmm that bitch got me loads of that mango chutney and it was delicious. Don't be afraid of the chutney bro."

by King Alex February 22, 2008

Mango on a fork

When a fruit (specifically a mango) is so good, you scream in a deep voice as loud as you can.

1:Hahaha, I got a mango on a fork!
2:EHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:What the fuck is wrong with you

by Catlord_heven November 10, 2021

mango masher

One who mashes mangoes

Why does Clarice have to be such a douche and ruin my sweet fruit like a mango masher?

by btap February 09, 2009

Mango cream

A meme about skeppy and bbh fighting over magma creams on Twitter skeppy calling it a mango and bbh disagreeing but ends up making a typo and calling it “mango cream”

BADBOYHALO: ITS NOT MANGO CREAM YOU MUFFIN HEAD. ITS MANGO CREAM
BADBOYHALO: MAGMA CREAM*** KLJDFL:KJEL:FKJELFKJJKLM
SKEPPY: HAHHAHAHAHA
BADBOYHALO: I’m gonna block you

by layaakasomeone March 26, 2021

licking the mango

eating a girl out

ben:hey dude did you hear jon was licking the mango ,last night?
Harry: no dude i didnt know that

by big ben151515 April 26, 2011