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MAGA

Cult of brainwashed people who now think that good people are bad, evil people are cool, lies are true, science is fake, magic is real, abusing those weaker than you is strength, love is weak, and hate is power.
Jesus Christ! the MAGAs are saying that we should take horse dewormer to prevent COVID. What will they say next - that immigrants are criminals?
by anonymous January 29, 2025
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Maga

George burned his house down trying to get rid of a wasp nest. "That's so maga!" Said Sheila.
by Borowiak August 7, 2022
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MAGA-ritaville

MAGA-ritaville — Another name for Florida — with apologies to the late, great Jimmy Buffet.

Some people claim that DeSanis it to blame

but if he had your vote

Well — it could be your fault.
Civil Rights and the right to be human are just wasting away in MAGA-ritaville.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 3, 2023
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MAGA mami

MAGA Mami.

A MAGA Mami is a very attractive, conservative female. They are hard to find in the beltway but they exist in the shadows. Once found latch on to them with dear life.

They'll treat you well and work hard. Raise your children in traditional fashion. Support the American flag. Reject woke narratives. Clean the house on a regular basis. Dress well. And most likely believe God.

She will support you in your dreams and goals. She's a glass half full kind of woman. She stands out in the crowd. Men will be jealous of you and women that they aren't like her.

She is a rare breed.

MAGA Mami
Did you meet Dan's new lady? She works hard. She's gorgeous. She doesn't want anything for free. She supports his dreams. She's The walking definition of a MAGA Mami!
by RightRushLeftGod2 December 24, 2023
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MAGA the Gathering

US representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, both for the unfortunate coincidence of her initials to the popular card game Magic the Gathering, and her solid right-wing stance at the expense of reason and common sense
What fresh nonsense has MAGA the Gathering been promoting lately?
by BornBlitzed April 7, 2025
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MAGA

A term combining Authoritarianism, Pathocracy, Corporatocracy, Kakistocracy, Kleptocracy, and Totalitarianism.
He is MAGA
by 0x008 July 3, 2025
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Green MAGA

An astroturf "movement" purportedly working for the bumper sticker "Green New Deal" but voting against things like clean water. Like original MAGA, they are not real Democrats, but paid by conservatives, often from outside the US, to divide the actual Water Protectors and other devoted environmentalists, instead teaming with FreeDumb Caucus members like MTG to protect Russian oil oligarchs.

Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
"What do you mean, there's a definition accusing Green MAGA of being trolls and bot farmed? Let's send 18,000 accounts to swarm this definition and give it a Thumbs Down to prove how authentic we are!"
by the modhatter June 27, 2025
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