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Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)
I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.
by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004
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squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005
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Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!
by bespectacled May 6, 2022
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Leech

Anyone who uses others for personal gain until they have nothing left.
by Nissanboii September 2, 2020
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Leech

1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."
Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.

Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.
by whosthegoat June 26, 2018
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Leech

Person A: When will white women ever stop stealing from black women

Person B: I hate when leeches do that
by burndworl June 26, 2022
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leech

someone who is a leech and a fake bitch who plays the victim everytime there called out on something and even knowing nobody likes them they still hang around you.
person: that ren girl is such a leech
you: so true
by horimiyasa April 29, 2021
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