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Land Beyond Dreams 

Featured in "The Land Beyond Dreams" by Stephen King. Also known as Dreamland and Land of the Edows, is a sacred world created by a once peaceful Edowic Moonpop named Edow ZAAT. ZAAT committed suicide in 1825, leaving the deed to Edow BURG. BURG died from coalminer's butt parasite in 1878, ultimately leaving the deed to Trevor Wood. Trevor, now Edow Robert created a new group of order in Dreamland, the Edowic Reich, promising hell and terror on the concious world. He ruled until 2022, when Curtis Verne took over, starting the Curtis Voine saga. Robert's previous leutinants, Timoty and Gorilloretta Gibbonzi, moved on to Curtis's army once the War of 2021 was over and Curtis became new ruler.
Curtis Verne: "ZIN ZIN ZIN! Lemme tell ya a story, I said a story of how I became a maniac! I was an engineering professor at Pellissippi, now I'm an Edowic God! I sucked eggs out of Rosie O Donnell's ass, oh how I loved it so. Now I'm stuck on capital hill eating rats! In the THE LAND BEYOND DREAMS"
Land Beyond Dreams by Bimbo Bombastic September 14, 2021
Related Words

Land Down Under

Another word for the country Australia or New Zealand
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
Ya better run ya better take cover!
*Epic Flute Segment*

land of ass rape servitude 

The place I work. You may work at such a place also. Basically a shit hole job.
I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!

Land Pirates 

A term given to members of the travelling community in Ireland. This term is derived from the similarity between them and actual pirates, the main difference being that they are on land.
Scorp the bad Land Pirates robbing the fein!!’
Land Pirates by boo earns!! March 25, 2009

land grab 

The act of taking over land, either by force or cunning schemes. Usually there is conflict of some sort and one side is left unhappy.
Isreal. They are a recognized nation but siezed land from palestine to build it.

Land Torpedo 

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.
Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!
Land Torpedo by Harry Kuntz May 9, 2005