Soup Kitchen

The act of several homeless men breaking into a car, and engaging in an orgy. After the said orgy one hobo is to leave a dead mouse in one of the used condoms as a "gift" for the cars owner.

Godammit! Dirty Mike and the Boys had another Soup Kitchen in my car!

by blue ass August 20, 2010

Kitchennazi

The role that the host must play when his/her guests start raiding the kitchen, usually when munching. And he/her must chase after the people opening the pantries and rip the food out of peoples hands. Can usually turn violent

"I was smoking at Tom's house the other day, and he had the best cheesecake but he was being a kitchennazi, so I couln't have any"

by Fedeshnika February 7, 2008

Kitchen Pass

A fictional pass issued/approved (verbally written or text) by your significant other to get out of the house to hangout or go shopping with your friends.

Micah was able to hangout with his friends last night because his wife issued him a kitchen pass (KP).

Susan went shopping with her friends after her boyfriend signed her KP.

by BIG DADDY 002 May 19, 2009

kitchen friend

The literal English translation of the German 'Kuechenfreund', which is a spatula/fish slice...

HANS: Yo, can you pass me the kitchen friend so that I can stir the Sauerkraut?

BETTY: The what???!

HANS: You know, the kitchen friend... A Kuechenfreund?

BETTY: Do you mean a spatula??

by Miss DE/AT/GB August 30, 2011

Women Belong In the kitchen

A term used by men to Discriminate against women, the term's history comes from before women had the right to vote when women used to stay in the kitchen to do work and watch there kids while the man works at his job.

Man 1: Hey I hate women.
Man 2: Me too! Women Belong In the Kitchen

by MentalRetardation!1! December 23, 2020

kitchen food

What people who don't go out to Restaurant's and McDonald's everyday eat.

Stoner who lives at home: "You wanna get some macca's drivethru?"
Stoner with his own pad: "Nah, I'm just making some 'kitchen food' when i get home."

by Diego August 16, 2003

kitchen dance

Too many people in the same kitchen space, while they all try and do different things.

Waiting for someone to get out of the way because you need a fork and knife and they need a spoon at the same time. There is no need to apologize because we are all just doing the kitchen dance. Now get out of my way I'm hungry.

Dancing to music in the kitchen.

by brentwood15 January 25, 2014