Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021

keyboard wallah

A worker in an Indian tech-support scam boiler room, or in social media follower farm.

You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.

by the real juju July 30, 2017

Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

by MCSpammer November 11, 2022

Keyboard Immunity

The illusion that whilst behind your keyboard everything you say to anyone has absolutely Zero come-backs in the real world, GOD MODE ON.

Allowing you to say things you normally wouldn't without fear of repercussion, only to find out they know who you are and they know where you live.

Because if you piss off enough people, someone, somewhere will find you.

Oh man oh man that was some good trollin' good trollin', now to sit back and relax in my awesome ass chair of awe-... *Shadowy figures standing at the window*

OH SHI-

As you are beaten to death with your keyboard by a group of angry forum users, the Keyboard Immunity you once thought you had, quickly disappears.

by Phauxed January 14, 2011

Keyboard Cat

A cat who has died 2 times. There have been two cats who have been Keyboard Cat. At the time of the video recording, the original cat was 1 year old.

Have you seen Keyboard Cat?

by Scarlet LaNoire February 13, 2019

ghetto keyboard

when your laptop broke down and u don't have enough money so u have to attach an old keyboard

you wanna use ma laptop then you'll need ma ghetto keyboard

by ghetto keyboard 123 January 5, 2017

keyboard rambo

An inability for a person to stop giving there opinion in an online comments section or thread. Characterised by an unwillingness to back down even in the face of an overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Often a display of attention seeking behaviour.

"I think we have a keyboard rambo on our hands, they don't seem to understand or give up."

by Mrs Joyfart February 9, 2018