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Kevin

Damn it, Kevin. This is the second time you ate my lunch.
by ByteofBacon May 20, 2018
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Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay
by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020
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The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.
FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and won’t give me one. What a fatass.
by gay iguana January 29, 2020
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Kevin is a kid that would curse out anybody like teachers and principals in front of everybody he is a kid that is not scared to do anything.
"That kid is curing at the teacher." "I think its kevin
by jfivhxli March 28, 2020
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This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.
by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020
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most generic white boy name ever but in turn a really nice guy
by qrasghjkl./hnbcheasrdxfcgv k, February 18, 2020
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A dumb guy who always finds himself in some sort of trouble he never has a solution to his problems but apparently is a fucking genius with other people's problems don't interact with this guy he'll just get you roped into his problems
Guy: Did you here that Kevin tried to fight 3 guys

Girl: Did he win

Guy: No he got his ass kicked

Girl: That dumbass
by Im just kevin March 23, 2020
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