karl decline

the act of drinking vodka so excessively that one literally goes from tipsy to on the verge of alcohol poisoning within an hour. may result in, but not limited to excessive regurgitation (especially on floors), low pulse, extreme solo dancing, 24+ hour hangover, and cancellation of all previously formulated plans.

oh god, look at him. he's on the karl decline!!!

there's no turning back! he's karl declining like mad!!

Man, yesterday I karl declined all night...fml.

by mcjigglesmccafery December 14, 2010

moist karl

Poop in tube sock and proceed to beat your mate with filled sock.

Johnny dropped deuce in my sock and moist karled the shit out of bobby

by Dustysnacks September 13, 2013

Dangerous Karl

When an old man who can’t see anything pours acid on a student in a lesson and then doesn’t help him.

‘Hey did you hear what happened to Peter’ said Simon
‘No, what?’
’Mr Kavehrtoz pulled a dangerous Karl on him.

by Thekarldoddger March 7, 2019

Karl Ravesh

When you're hitting it from the back with a dip in your mouth watching baseball tonight.

Dude, last night I was totally Karl Ravesh'ing this bitch.

by Zswides, JayPizz, MJFas July 8, 2012

Karl Brux

To master a sexual endeavor the way Karl Brux would have back in 1782 when he wrote "Hedonism; a lost art".

"Dude, I'm such a cocksmith I Karl Brux women"

by samsonsdead May 2, 2009

justice for karl

karl deserved better

karl.
karl.
justice for karl.

by olibur December 27, 2020

Hot Karl

1)The act of leaving feaces on your partners stomach, chest, mouth area while engaging in sexual activity.

2)The act of pooping in a tube sock and smacking them in the face.

1)While bangin your mom last night i hot karled her face because she wouldn't shut up

2)When this douche bag passes out lets hot karl him in the face

by Dick Ertz March 16, 2009