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Jesus

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"Tommy: I play the clarinet!" "Low brass: you need jesus!"

"Person 1: Staceys mom has got it goin on!" "Person 2: go get jesus"
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Jesus

1. Jesus was a Jewish man who is known to Christian society as a man who taught the word of God. He did everything in his power to spread his teachings, and attempt to make peace in the world.

2. Jesus - A common Mexican name, pronounced, hey-zeus or hay-zoos

3. A nickname for the one person in a group who is normally calm and quiet, but who a lot of people tend to mess with/pick on. He/She usually tries to create peace through talking rather than fighting, and often seems to love everybody as his/her family. If Jesus speaks, he/she usually only uses a few words, rather than complete sentences.
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3. "Wassup, Jesus? Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Sure." "Ready to get pwned?" "We'll see."
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Jesus

Jesus He hates gays
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Jesus

Did that Santa is Jesus
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Jesus

Jesus is so cool
by Swagstar123 August 31, 2016
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Jesus

Seth Thomas quoted "Call me daddy.... No call me ...JESUS"
Hi Jesus your not gay
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He’s gay and he’s a bitch and has a girlfriend named Bella
Jesus is a butthole
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