jerkin your gherkin

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai

"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

by succdaddy69 May 14, 2018

Jenkins Yohamedd

Jenkins Yohamedd is a god, he can literally do whatever he want with no consequence. He can have many girlfriends at the same time because he is so handsome.

Girl: Omg you look so hot
Jenkins Yohamedd: Oh do I? Let me add you to my list of girls.

by irksome08 October 2, 2021

Scrappy Jenkins

Used to describe someone that can't fight but always wants to.

Look at him getting all hyped like scrappy jenkins

by SP babii February 2, 2010

Shame-jerking

Masterbating out of shame

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night

by hellhammer February 2, 2015

wheel jerking

The urge to jerk the wheel of your car while traveling at excessive speeds due to high levels of stress or random feelings of depression.

Fuck work man, I was so close to wheel jerking on the freeway on my way home.

by yellowbuss November 1, 2015

ted jenkins

A commonly used aboriginal/ white boy name often given to those of kind nature and a humble heart.

Girl: Dad meet my new boyfriend
Dad: keep him, he seems like Ted Jenkins

by jackphillips43 April 25, 2017

air jenkins

When someone who thinks that are good at basketball joins your team and they turn out to be complete ass.

Tommy is such an air jenkins. He sucks.

by memesweeper May 31, 2017