Jake

someone who is in

he's such a jake!

by lilbreadx October 25, 2019

Jake

An aggressive young person who attempts to assert dominance over his peers by sniping them, he looks like b

Woah jake

by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020

Jake

Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.

I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!

by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019

Jake

A person that really looks like Gibby Gibson from Icarly.

“woah did you see Gibby?”
“Nah bro that’s jake.”

by urmomsb July 25, 2019

Jake

Jake is a hot and sexy dude that all the girls have a crush on. He is comfortable talking to the opposite gender and is chill in most situations. He is very outgoing and talented, and popular too. Jake is loyal and kind, but likes to innocently poke fun at people, especially cute girls.

Girl: "Dang! Jake is so hot and just amazing! I believe I have a crush on him."

by Yup, I'm THE king of simps October 20, 2020

Jake

A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.

Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.

by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020

Jake

A guy who will be your nakey bro forever. He will always make you laugh and laugh at what you say.

Jake is my nakey bro

by .Dr. Doctor January 14, 2021