This pseudo-intellectual here talks fast and uses big, fancy words, which makes him seem smart to the unintelligent folk.
Mr. Pseudo-intellectual over here talks fast and uses long, fancy words, so he seems quite smart to the dumb folk.
The feeling you get behind your eyeballs when you’ve absorbed too much new information in a single sitting, and all you can do is wait for your brain to process it
Taking an entire introduction to Angular course in one afternoon gave me an intellectual headache. Too bad there isn't an aspirin for that.
by Imperative August 01, 2015
Not being able to understand intellectual conversation due to high IQ gap, lack of background knowledge, or simply being drunk.
I attended a physical discussion of Roger Penrose today, couldn't understand a word. For me, it's an intellectual abuse.
by nmars January 29, 2021
a person who knows a lot about sex. Not just having it(though that is the best way to learn) Not only from the primal perspective but also on a scientific and intellectual level. This person knows about and can discuss sex from a practical point of view.
Jill: Why does a woman get wet when she's having sex?
Kate: I dont kno. Ask Melly, She's the sexual intellectual
Kate: I dont kno. Ask Melly, She's the sexual intellectual
by D3di October 04, 2007
Reading or hearing something one does not understand and dismissing it as useless, calling it "philosophy" as an insult, then falling for every media pronouncement and logical fallacy as being profound or meaningful.
Ayn: To love is to value.
Sam: Huh? You mean you have to pay for it? Philosophy sucks! That's just intellectual masturbation.
Nan: We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it.
Sam: Makes sense to me. That's deep.
Sam: Huh? You mean you have to pay for it? Philosophy sucks! That's just intellectual masturbation.
Nan: We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it.
Sam: Makes sense to me. That's deep.
by Patriot-X April 25, 2010
Someone who tries to sound smart by defining "pseudo-intellectual," while displaying a lack of proper grammar, sentence structure, or correct spelling. Said person is often found to have a fairly large amount of unwarranted arrogance. You are a chode.
Every single person who tried to define "pseudo-intellectual" just made themself out to be quite farcical. Their parents must be siblings.
by Us People July 06, 2009