Insta Egg

When an individual accidentally (or intentionally ) leaves or captures an item unintended in a posted photo
"OMG did you see she accidentally left an Insta Egg of her new album in her latest post"
by HSP Addict October 27, 2021
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Schrodinger's Insta

Any activity you do did not occur until a social media post is created. Until then you simultaneously did and did not do said activity. Your life did not happen unless it was displayed on social media
Bro that party was sick. You gotta post a shitty video or you gonna get stuck with Schrodinger's Insta
by bobdob July 24, 2022
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bromley insta

every single girl from bromley.

they look like clapped drown rats in real life, but 10s on the gram.
Mate 1: wow she could hold this wood
Mate 2: nah bro you would go so soft, loon at her bromley insta
by inshalllllahhhsuiiiii November 22, 2021
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Insta-wisdom

: Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:

1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.

4. Often loaded with fluff.
Examples of Insta-wisdom.

Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible

Example 2: Oversimplification:

There are three phases of life:

The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.

Example 3: Logical fallacies:

Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
by Dimebag Donny December 02, 2024
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Cadillac insta model

Most Instagram models are Cadillac insta models. They're super rich, they trick followers into believing their lies, deceit the Chevrolet insta models, and all they do for the money is use editing apps and show off their butts & boobs.

Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.

All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
Nastassia Ponomarenko is one example of a Cadillac insta model.
by Urban Husband January 12, 2019
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insta high

The sudden rush of serotonin, dopamine, adrenaline (etc.) one may feel after they make an Instagram post
My sister just posted a hard launch pic with her boyfriend on Instagram and now she's running around the house like crazy because she's insta high
by priorpermission December 16, 2024
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Insta-Veneer

The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Instagram, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Instagram Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.
I got a peek behind Clarinda's Insta-Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.
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