When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.
YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.
by TheoneAAAAA December 15, 2020
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It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”
Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
Get the Yeast infection mug.An infection in which mass quantity's of semen get pushed to the back of the throat and in time grows a mossy, moldy paste which cannot be reversed.
by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016
Get the Codje infection mug.So, basically, it’s, like, whenever you fucking fart & it, like, fucking stinks so fucking bad & then it, like, tickles your bumhole and then your bumhole has no choice but to, like, say, “Hola, I have la inflatuencia!” So, basically, it, like, makes your butthole beg for forgiveness.
by Señorita H. June 6, 2025
Get the Fert infection mug.Debrah says “I have a terrible yeast infection” Tookie says “doesn’t that mean your crotch hurty I got it from urban dictionary”
by Toribeoudi June 14, 2018
Get the Yeast infection mug.Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
Get the Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia) mug.Basically MLP fans or just people who really like making unsettling things made this. I think the first one was the smile disease? Idk look it up. Basically you create an AU of MLP where some stupid pony makes an infection/disease/corruption. You show slideshows of the ponies (mostly the main cast) stats and what they have on. Could be rarity is going insane, she looks dirty, but she’s healthy. It shows stages, stage one of infection stage 2 stage 3 on and on until the pony isn’t itself anymore. People also add in other peoples fanmade ponies and it’s rlly cool. If you’re ever interested in watching them find it on yt and start on people reviewing an already made infection. If you wanna make them just do the most terrifying gory things you can think of. So yeah, moral of the story just an MLP AU that involves a super crazy and high detail infection/disease/corruption that someone who probably likes Creepypasta made. Hope this helps :3
Person 1– “Yo did you you do the math for today?”
Person 2– “THERE WAS MATH??? I JUST WATCHED MLP INFECTION AUS THE ENTIRE CLASS LMAO”
—true story
Person 2– “THERE WAS MATH??? I JUST WATCHED MLP INFECTION AUS THE ENTIRE CLASS LMAO”
—true story
by Corncheese May 15, 2024
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