Coffin throat

When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them

“Man Beth gave me that coffin throat yesterday at the wake”

by Spitonitagaingrandma October 13, 2018

Coffin/⚰️

When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.

“Dude chill you’re about to get a Coffin/⚰️“

by SamTheSagGod December 29, 2020

coffin dancing

Tempting fate most likely inviting disastrous consequences.

That boi trying to step to me? This MF straight Coffin Dancing.

by Granny Apple 33 January 22, 2021

Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.

Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!

by Master P’s Theater November 06, 2023

Carrying a coffin

To know someone's or somethings death is/was caused by you.

I am carrying a coffin, and it will haunt me for the rest of my days...

by ImaginaryElephants February 29, 2016

Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG August 09, 2013

Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.

‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’

by Dani McMillan Lyons July 11, 2024