by Delray87 December 01, 2011
Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.
Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
by TC Raymond July 21, 2005
While wearing a bomber green condom you Lube a girl's butt up with Hellman's mayonnaise inline her butt cheeks with slaw then violently anally penetrated her
Oh yeah I was back behind the grocery store the other day giving this girl The back door Ballard County slaw dog.
by Cairo Jerry July 12, 2019
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
by Dr. Dirty August 15, 2008
When two men line up anus to anus. The men then pivot on the right butt cheek of one man, and the left butt cheek of the other. They crawl apart as though they are a barn door opening. Then a third man anally penetrates the two men one after another.
Workout bro: Yo how's the barn door back coming along?
Sexual deviant: I'm still looking for two more guys.
Sexual deviant: I'm still looking for two more guys.
by Barndoor bro June 25, 2017
This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.
by Fun-times-at-ridgemont-high December 29, 2021
A breezy back door is a sexual act in which a person blows their nose on another’s asshole. The sensation of one clearing their nasal passage through the sphincter is a euphoric feeling of sexual satisfaction.
by LittlePP6969 January 20, 2024