There is an Italian mafia agent liver here in Outer Mongolia, he wears his leather coat and keeps his automatitic weapon in his mafia style breif case, His name is hugo(a typical mafia name). He shuffles around at the dead of night and scares the living day lights out of small defenceless children. He is soon to be promoted to a Mafia God and he will rule the Outer Mongolian regions. He also drives a vauxall chavalier which is most un-mafia like. Probably to keep a low profile though. His hair is gelled in the most mafia-ish style, short and gelled back! He will never leave the proximity of his house without his leather coat and breifcase. Every thing from head to foot is mafia-ish even his leg! If anyone see's him shuffling arount outer mongolia then they should keep far away because he is convicted kitten killer. DANGER
Italian Mafia agent (hugo) This is a post from one of his friends;
hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah
hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah
by Nick Raceee January 22, 2007
Get the Italian Mafia agent (hugo)mug. Strange person that makes Llama and dieing walrus noises. He has a minecraft youtube channel and also reviews Llama mods and occasionally makes roblox troll videos. A diamond hugo is the greatest creature on earth.
by hugomaseter June 2, 2017
Get the diamond hugomug. Damn, My name is Hugo and i could file stalking allegations because of these definitions being so on-point to who I am.
an actual definition of myself:
Brown-haired white boy who isnt really considerd fit. a Big simp for video game series that he likes. Once Hugo gets into a video game series, he would not stop talking about it to his friends. to a point where his friends get enough of him. but all that aside, Hugo is a great friend that will keep his loyalty towards you to the end. Mostly a queer dude but he wouldn't make it his personality. Dude has Big Dick Energy but the girls think he has a small dick.
an actual definition of myself:
Brown-haired white boy who isnt really considerd fit. a Big simp for video game series that he likes. Once Hugo gets into a video game series, he would not stop talking about it to his friends. to a point where his friends get enough of him. but all that aside, Hugo is a great friend that will keep his loyalty towards you to the end. Mostly a queer dude but he wouldn't make it his personality. Dude has Big Dick Energy but the girls think he has a small dick.
Friend: "Hey Hugo, how are those Yakuza games going?"
Hugo: *attaches essay convincing the friend to play the Yakuza series"
The Ryu Ga Gotoku series (More known as Yakuza) is a action adventure series about...."
Friend: "Ok Hugo stop. I get it, you like it"
Hugo: *attaches essay convincing the friend to play the Yakuza series"
The Ryu Ga Gotoku series (More known as Yakuza) is a action adventure series about...."
Friend: "Ok Hugo stop. I get it, you like it"
by Majima_Simp September 19, 2022
Get the Hugomug. by yeetyoteyoted April 2, 2019
Get the Hugo Irelandmug. The love of my life, the person that always is by ky side, the oerson who i will always love AND SIMP FOR
hugo is the love of my life!!!!!
by pssssstttyouloveme April 23, 2022
Get the hugomug. Hugo is not a person but a thing or belief you can use Hugo in your time of need. but mostly Hugo is Markel's alter ego
by hugo juno from tha uknow June 20, 2018
Get the Hugomug. by Balls4296942096 November 23, 2021
Get the Hugomug.