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hot pocket syndrome 

during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two
My pregnant wife and I fucked last night, and now I have hot pocket syndrome
hot pocket syndrome by Goods September 5, 2006

Hot Pocket Game 

Like The Game, but with Hot Pocket. The point of this game is to avoid thinking of Hot Pockets. Why anybody would want to think of Hot Pockets is beyond me.
Designed to disgust and mindfuck people at the same time.
Person A: Guys, i just lost The Game.
Person B: I just lost the Hot Pocket Game.
Crowd of people: Oh you fucker.
Hot Pocket Game by keviijiang October 18, 2010

Hot pocket maker 3000

Made by george foreman, used to make hot pockets. cannot be found on google.
Ryan: You don't have a hot pocket maker 3000 made by george foreman.
Jenn: Oh well I'll just go google and get one.

But Jenn was mistaken.

Hot Pocket Straw 

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.
Hot Pocket Straw by Kelskosh November 17, 2016

hot pocket in the shower 

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.
After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.

Hot Pocket Bro 

That one guy in school who just looks greatvis really smart, and can get any girl in the school and you know hes goning to be successful.
He is such a Hot Pocket Bro