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Hoss

OG pawn stars terminology for a good friend who is an absolute unit of a genderless Homosapien.
Yo hoss!
by IMABIGHOSS December 8, 2021
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Hoss

A man that gets virtually everything he wants (esp. women). He is well known for his confidence. Often well-hung.
See that guy in the cowboy hat and boots? He’s a hoss.
by Wickedsleight July 10, 2023
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hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you
hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking
by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020
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Big Hoss

A mind-numbingly large number coined by googologist Johnathan Bowers equal to {100, 100(1)/2} in BEAF.

Sadly, this number is ill-defined as BEAF isn't formalized past tetrational arrays.

It was named after the nickname that Bowers called his late grandpa.
Person 1: What's the biggest number you can think of?

Person 2: Big Hoss!
Person 1: That's ill-defined, idiot.

Heavy Weapons Guy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.
by eighteen18XVIII July 9, 2025
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Hoss

A hoss is an absolute alpha male unit. He gets all the hottest bitches and other men fear him. A hoss pulls up to the 10 year reunion and hops out of a blacked out Cullinan wearing a $8000 Tom Ford suit, an iced out Patek that costs $150K, and a gorgeous foreign model on his arm. He walks into a bar and women start to touch themselves and lesser men cower away and avert their gaze.
As a verb: I'm boutta go into this bar and hoss on some fools
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.
by Beeph69 December 5, 2021
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