Hoss

Slang used amongst the Iranian american community of Los Angeles, short for the Farsi word “hoseleh”. Which translates to something along the lines of “energy” “patience” “effort”

I have no hoss to go to the mahboobeh’s wedding.

My girl friend is being a bitch, no hoss for her today.

Wow, driving to the valley is way too much hoss

by LAPersian310 February 26, 2021

Big Hoss

A mind-numbingly large number coined by googologist Johnathan Bowers equal to {100, 100(1)/2} in BEAF.

Sadly, this number is ill-defined as BEAF isn't formalized past tetrational arrays.

It was named after the nickname that Bowers called his late grandpa.

Person 1: What's the biggest number you can think of?

Person 2: Big Hoss!
Person 1: That's ill-defined, idiot.

Heavy Weapons Guy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.

by eighteen18XVIII July 9, 2025

Hoss

A word that I just made up that describes a soft piece of clothing or a blanket that is fresh out of the dryer. It can also describe the feeling of some warm milk slipping down your throat.

“My pajamas are very hoss.”

by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023

Hoss-Cat

A large woman; especially one who wears tight clothing while being large

That cheerleader is a hoss-cat.

by The_Mike_Honcho May 25, 2024

Hoss

A hoss is an absolute alpha male unit. He gets all the hottest bitches and other men fear him. A hoss pulls up to the 10 year reunion and hops out of a blacked out Cullinan wearing a $8000 Tom Ford suit, an iced out Patek that costs $150K, and a gorgeous foreign model on his arm. He walks into a bar and women start to touch themselves and lesser men cower away and avert their gaze.

As a verb: I'm boutta go into this bar and hoss on some fools
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.

by Beeph69 December 5, 2021