horizontal is the word to describe an abnormally large chuguses that not only is taller horizontally than vertically but also makes you gag when you walk past them. They take up the whole sidewalk you want to feel bad for this horizontal lard but there six big Macs fourteen mcflurrys and shitty attitude make that hard
person one: Ahhhhh! is that an earthquake?!
person two: No, it's just Derek walking to taco bell he's such a fucking horizontal chungus.
person two: No, it's just Derek walking to taco bell he's such a fucking horizontal chungus.
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No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
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