by kushwhore February 24, 2011
1. An illness which involves pubic lice, a.k.a. crabs, which have herpes. Most likely found on those who choose not to shower.
2. What you tell someone your ex has.
2. What you tell someone your ex has.
Dwayne: Man, yo so dirtay, your crabs got the herps.
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?
by civic_90 April 20, 2009
A much more virulent variant of garden-variety herpes originating from Brooklyn, the most populated of New York City's five boroughs. As young, hip, horny twenty-somethings continue to move into progressively smaller and crappier area apartments, they have sex with each other and unwittingly transmit a cocktail of previous STIs and diseases acquired from their living conditions. Bars, clubs, concert halls, parks, and other large meeting places are high-risk areas. Although the Brooklyn Herp originated in the neighborhood of Williamsburg, the outlying areas of Greenpoint, Bushwick, and Clinton Hill are increasingly at risk of an outbreak. Local health officials often explain this growing problem away as bedbugs.
Dude, don't go to Union Pool if you're trying to hook up tonight. Anyone you meet there is probably going to have the Brooklyn Herp.
by useyourtanuki September 20, 2010
A name for Glitter mainly used by those who work in the Theatre Industry. On account of it being itchy and getting everywhere.
"I hate sweeping up after panto there's stage herpes everywhere"
" When I got home and got in the shower I found stage herpes everywhere"
" When I got home and got in the shower I found stage herpes everywhere"
by Nyxian June 24, 2018
by NotAmeer April 01, 2020
Having a large bag of candy, so much to the point where you can't eat it all. And if you attempt to eat a whole bag of herpes, you will become sick.
by ayeyohomie January 27, 2011
MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.
Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"
by Urban_Dick69 September 08, 2016