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It's all Al Gore's fault

Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.
A) I can't believe it's 60 degrees in Chicago and snowing in Dallas.

B) It's all Al Gore's fault.
by piepton January 18, 2008
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Horn of the ox that gored him

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms
He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".
by Big D-41 November 8, 2008
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Al Gore Failure Beard

An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.
"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."

"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."

"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
by PunkRockHR December 18, 2019
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Warming Goring

When consumers or taxpayers are bilked out of money by people supposedly fighting global warming or protecting the environment.
“Boy, that carbon offset scheme cost millions. We got a real Warming Goring.”
by TartanMarine June 3, 2010
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Goring

Dude I just jumped in the pool and the water is goring
by Adventurous cunt May 15, 2022
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Corp gore

Corporate gore; going on teambuilding trips. Having a usual Friday outfit. Discussing the weekend on Monday with your colleagues. Talking about the weather at the coffee machine.
Wow this is an office hell, very corp gore.
by Corp_gore_slut_1982 May 18, 2023
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Funkytown Gore

Funkytown Gore is a really traumatizing, horrifying gore video that was posted in 2016-2017. The video shows a guy with his face skinned off and his hands cut off by a mexican drug cartel. They pump adrenaline and drugs into him so he can feel pain and continue to be alive while the song "Funky Town" is playing in the background. A guy starts slicing his throat with a box cutter at some point and the guy suffering in pain makes gurgling sounds and that's it.
Guy 1: What the heck is the Funkytown Gore video?

Guy 2: Don't search it up.....
by ThemaneWistle June 1, 2024
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