Im goin to eaven

When someone is nutting in a can of Pringles and eating the Pringles at the same time

Person 1: “Im goin to eaven”
Person 2: dude, gross…

by TheKingOfUrbanDictionary August 22, 2023

Goin

"Goin" is commonly confused with "going, This phrase is used to say someone is willing to pursue a romantic relation with a person. Originated in Atlanta, GA.

"She said I look good twin, she goin"

by Leia pittman September 9, 2025

They're goin' to love it

When you screw up on a dish and you send it out anyways.

I totally overcooked that salmon. "They're goin' to love it."

by miseenplace December 6, 2016

Got me goin in this haunted house

Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say

Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn

by nurfuckingtrap April 7, 2019

Goin Burger

Goin' Burger (Verb) goh-ing bur-ger -

Origin - 2012 - Present Day. Discovered While Skeed Using Ebonics To Communicate.

The Act Of Doing Something Very Good, Being A FUCKING Beast At Whatever You Are Doing At The Time.

Derived From The Acronym Goin' Ham.

Synonyms - Eatin, Beastin, Ham, Savage, And Going Off.

Damn, I Was Goin Burger On Them Bunz Last Night Bro.

by Cmo0o February 1, 2012

goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017

Goins

Literally pronounced (guh)-(oyns) like coins or groins. Don't let anyone tell you it's pronounced (go)-(ins), because they are probably mentally ill.

Hello mister, your last name is pronounced Goins, not Goins.

by cdn spe September 29, 2023