god

God does not exist. In order for a god to exist positive evidence would have to be given, becuase DISproving the existence of anything is impossible. When the religious zealots like scuba steve ask you to "prove god does not exist" this is a ludicrous statement because the person who makes the POSITIVE statement bears the burden of proof. The naysayer bears no burden other than that he must change his opinion if given hard positive evidence.

Those of you who believe in god are being taken for a ride by greedy con men.

by Kwomo Researcher May 8, 2003

God

A guy who gives you no evidence that he exists BUT will let you burn forever and ever and ever if you don't believe in him.

Example 1:

Jimmy : OH MY GOD
God : Jimmy! I'm gonna stuff fire up your rectum until you burn forever and ever and ever....and ever.

Example 2:

Jimmy: HEY WUZZUP GOD
God: GIMME SOME DOPE hOMIE
Jimmy: NO FUCK YOU GOD THAT MA DOPE
God : D=

by dat what she said August 7, 2009

god

something i want to believe in, yet can't seem to bring myself to believing in something i can't see, touch or feel. if there is a hell, i fear it greatly, but i can't bring myself to believing when the definition of faith is "believing without understanding" yet there is a 1700 page book (the catechism) devoted to inferences made in the bible. please email me.

i have no example

by iamstu1442 December 21, 2003

god

Creator of all things great and small.

If God lived on Earth, his windows would get broken.

by chroshizzle November 11, 2008

god

Basically the exact same thing as greek mythology, but for some reason people accept it as the truth and shrug off mythology claiming it's ridiculous. God is also a way for people to explain the unexplainable... until science makes it look like a stupid childrens story.

Mom- "Human sin came about when a snake told Eve to eat an apple off this tree and she would be all-knowing."
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"

Mom- "One time, Jesus cured a blind man by putting mud on his face."
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"

Mom- "God didn't like the world he created it so he asked a 900 year old man named Noah to build a boat to fit all the animals on it. And then it rained for forty days and nights and then the rain evaporated and they lived happily ever after. Not only that, but when the animals started fucking each other, the next generations magically weren't mutated even though they were fucking each others brothers and sisters!"
Kid- "I beg your pardon?"

by S.N.D. October 9, 2007

god

Apparently the almmighty being of the Universe, but why is it a GUY? Wanna know why? Because the people who wrote the bible were guys. End of story.

Man, I talked to God the other day, and she is PISSED.

by Leolani July 4, 2006

God

(not to be confused with "a god")
Your all-loving, fag-hating, omnipotent, watches you beat off, all powerful, genocide starting imaginary best friend

christian whitebread: How dare you speak against God?! You bastardly heathen!
atheist (or agnostic) chad: Which god?
christian whitebread: The bible one! The real one!
atheist chad: you mean the discriminating genocide starter?

by Fried_RiceBiotch May 10, 2019