Page's Gimp

Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.

Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine

Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp

by rizzzi5445 October 18, 2013

Mungey Gimp

A vagina.

She got the Mungey Gimp Up in my face

by What... the fuck? November 23, 2015

Tory Gimp

The sub-human equivalent of a "Turkey Voting For Christmas".

Friend: "I hear Boris won the election"
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.

by Side order of gammon December 17, 2019

gimp ling

Long stringy poop

Oh I had a gimp ling

by The person of you to me December 8, 2013

Papal Gimp

When you are in the basement of your friends house but only come out on Sunday.

“John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”

by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021

cunt gimp

An idiotic character that displays cuntish behaviour while wearing various masks, usually that of a pig or goat, also known as silly cunt or gimpy

Fuck off you cunt gimp of society

by Cuntgimp February 23, 2017

Gimp lord

Someone who has reached ultimate gimpness because they are such an overall dumbass.

Jessica: Did you hear Connor broke his skateboard again?
Tyrone: What a fucking gimp lord.

by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018