Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.
Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine
Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine
Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp
by rizzzi5445 October 18, 2013
Get the Page's Gimpmug. To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
by anothersteve January 18, 2017
Get the bacon gimpingmug. An unknown part of the human body which triggers involuntary smilling or giggling through external positive stimulus such as happy scenes in tv shows or movies.
Look at you smiling away like a idiot; is this show tugging on your fucking gimp gland.
I really love this show it gets my gimp gland going.
I really love this show it gets my gimp gland going.
by Paulipicus Johnston February 11, 2018
Get the Gimp Glandmug. 
Friend: "I hear Boris won the election"
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.
by Side order of gammon December 17, 2019
Get the Tory Gimpmug. “John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”
by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021
Get the Papal Gimpmug. A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.
by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017
Get the river gimpmug.