garidge

pronounced ga-rij
A refrigerator that resides in a garage or barage

I've got a keg of pale ale tapped in my garidge

The tofurkey is thawing in the garidge.

by Lauren Penner November 14, 2006

Geriatric sex

sexual intercourse between two or more older individuals.

Man, those old people in that movie were having geriatric sex! I almost puked!

by princess1987 November 28, 2010

Geri-Lyn Adams

Slut whore, Shit talker, uglier than homemade sin, A wanna be. Likes to do multiple guys at partys. Nasty skank

Whore!! Lier!! Cheater!!!

by Your X February 28, 2005

Gerdy

A meatball headed character who is rarely seen expressing his own views

Look at that gerdy he's really being non-commital

by Craiggy K June 22, 2006

gerdang

any kind of crack filler such as caulking, goop, plaster or insulating foam.

I gerdanged the windows to keep the water from leaking in.

by Keith the carpenter August 25, 2006

Geriatric Traffic

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010

Geriatrophy

A condition which causes the sufferers to behave like old people. Symptoms include: Limited memory/attention span, back pain, selective hearing, general crankiness, and other symptoms seen in old people.
Geriatrophy mainly afflicts high schoolers who don't want to bother with doing their homework, turning anything in, or otherwise remembering anything.

Mom: Can you turn in these papers tomorrow?
Child: No.
Mom: But you're a senior! You're old enough to be able to handle this. Take some responsibility.
Child: I have geriatrophy. I forget stuff.

by acolorfulcacophony August 24, 2011