Geriatrophy 

A condition which causes the sufferers to behave like old people. Symptoms include: Limited memory/attention span, back pain, selective hearing, general crankiness, and other symptoms seen in old people.
Geriatrophy mainly afflicts high schoolers who don't want to bother with doing their homework, turning anything in, or otherwise remembering anything.

Mom: Can you turn in these papers tomorrow?
Child: No.
Mom: But you're a senior! You're old enough to be able to handle this. Take some responsibility.
Child: I have geriatrophy. I forget stuff.

Geriatrophy by acolorfulcacophony August 24, 2011

Geriatrophile 

The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.

"I always had my suspicions about Barry, he spends far too much time at the care home....I bet he's one of them twisted geriatrophiles. Fucking perv!"

Geriatrophile by gogggg February 6, 2006

geriatriphiliac 

The act or fantasy on the part of an adult of engaging in sexual activity with an old man/woman or men/women. It is just like a pedophiliac except they like old people better than children

The geriatriphiliac was arrested and charged for having sexual relations with old men and women.

geriatriphiliac by A-Boondock-Saint January 4, 2005

Geriatrophile 

Someone who is sexually aroused by excessive pussy wrinkles.

Damn Jeff, I knew you liked em older but sleeping with Tracy just makes you a geriatrophile.

Geriatrophile by Kletus September 13, 2006