A Generic Chav is basically your general chav. They have no personality whatsoever, they wear the usual chav apparel. Such as: Burberry cap, all black tracksuit, Black Nike Airmax’s. Usually the chav has only have 2 hairstyles to choose from. The limit in hairstyle choices comes from their low intelligence levels, they don’t have the cognitive capacity to think of other hair styles.
The two hair styles available are. 1) complete skinhead 2) grade zero on back and sides and short hair on top (kinda like they asked for a skinhead, but walked out of the barbers halfway through) - this is where the name Generic Chav comes from, when there’s a group of them together with the same haircut, they all look the same.
Typical chav/Generic Chav habitats:
- Outside McDonald’s
- Outside most corner shops
- Random street corners at night when it’s raining and freezing cold.
- Most football matches.
They often have a super power that most men do not have. They have the ability to pull/attract some of the most attractive women. Some of the most attractive women in your town have boyfriends that are Generic Chavs.
The super power of the chav can overpower attributes that usually make men very unattractive. Such as:
-Being on the dole
- walking around with their hands down their trousers.
-Spending the little money they have on weed. —Phleming and spitting on the street every 30 seconds.
- Having little to no qualifications.
The two hair styles available are. 1) complete skinhead 2) grade zero on back and sides and short hair on top (kinda like they asked for a skinhead, but walked out of the barbers halfway through) - this is where the name Generic Chav comes from, when there’s a group of them together with the same haircut, they all look the same.
Typical chav/Generic Chav habitats:
- Outside McDonald’s
- Outside most corner shops
- Random street corners at night when it’s raining and freezing cold.
- Most football matches.
They often have a super power that most men do not have. They have the ability to pull/attract some of the most attractive women. Some of the most attractive women in your town have boyfriends that are Generic Chavs.
The super power of the chav can overpower attributes that usually make men very unattractive. Such as:
-Being on the dole
- walking around with their hands down their trousers.
-Spending the little money they have on weed. —Phleming and spitting on the street every 30 seconds.
- Having little to no qualifications.
-“She’s pretty, easy to talk to, intelligent. I think I might ask her out”
-“No point mate, she’s going out with a generic chav”
-“No point mate, she’s going out with a generic chav”
by Righty Tossbag November 11, 2022
Get the Generic Chavmug. Some chinese dude who has a chicken dish named after him. For your edification, "Tso" is pronounced like "Dzwaw", believe it or not.
by Ding Dong December 31, 2003
Get the general tsomug. Those Baby Boomers sandwiched between the need to care for their dependent children and the responsibility of caring for their older parents. As noted by social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), this sandwich generation arises from the combined trends of delayed childbirth, the delayed financial independence of children, and the increasing life expectancy of the older generation.
"Still caring for kids and have your parents living with you? That would make you and your husband members of the Sandwich Generation."
by Wolfwoman September 12, 2009
Get the Sandwich Generationmug. A TV show on YouTube by "Brat TV", starring TikTokers like Griffin Johnson and Dixie D'amelio. It is constantly being compared to ABC's "Grey's Anatomy" for it having a great number of similarities. Often referred to as "Gray's Analogy", "Gore's Biology", or "Guy's Analysis" as a way to make fun of the show being "a rip-off sold in the streets" tricking people into thinking it is Grey's Anatomy.
"Yo, I heard one of the D'amelios is acting in this rip-off Grey's Anatomy show on YouTube".
"HAHAHA! Man, did you mean Attaway General?"
"Nah Nah I call that shit Gray's Analogy".
"AHHAH or Gore's Biology".
"HAHAHA! Man, did you mean Attaway General?"
"Nah Nah I call that shit Gray's Analogy".
"AHHAH or Gore's Biology".
by Use this word pls - Loolz June 25, 2020
Get the Attaway Generalmug. A soap opera airing on ABC that has nothing to do with a hospital but instead is about how wonderful mobsters are and how incompetent the police truly are. It's been on for over 45 years, though they declined to celebrate this important anniversary. It featured the famous wedding of Luke and Laura in the early 80's when mobsters hadn't taken over the show, but now it's simply about mobsters.
Charlotte: I can't wait to watch General Hospital today!
Bob: Why? I can't stand that show.
Charlotte: But the mobsters are hot!
Bob: Why? I can't stand that show.
Charlotte: But the mobsters are hot!
by Schlecht December 2, 2009
Get the General Hospitalmug. The Offbeat Generation is a loose association of like-minded writers working across different styles but united by their opposition to a mainstream publishing industry driven by marketing departments. The term was coined by Andrew Gallix in 3:AM Magazine in February 2006 -- as a pun on the Beat Generation (see: beat poetry) but more likely to be associated with the Chemical generation immediately before it (who were anthologized at the Repetitive Beat Generation also).
by rocketdog February 15, 2009
Get the Offbeat Generationmug. The group of people born between 2000 and 2004. In other words the Lazy Generation. Could be considered a group.
Person 1: Yeah, I'm apart of the Lazy Generation. What about you?
Person 2: Oh, I didn't know you were apart of the Lazy Generation. I am too, I was born in 2001.
Person 2: Oh, I didn't know you were apart of the Lazy Generation. I am too, I was born in 2001.
by TheTrueCaster April 3, 2021
Get the lazy generationmug.