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Geek Girl, Hot

A female, obsessively interested in fantasy or technological, or non-academic subjects, who is also smoking hot. Only 18 of these rare and beautiful creatures are know to exist in the wild.
"This here is rare footage of the Geek Girl, Hot in her natural habitat. As she solders her Atari 2600, male geeks look on. A fight to the death shall soon ensue among them, as to who gets to pass their seed along though this magnificent and almost-extinct creature."
Geek Girl, Hot by TheDecrapitator October 7, 2009
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geek speak 

A vernacular of casual English in textual or verbal form, blending highly grammatical English with technical jargon, 1337/l33tspeak, hip-hop lingo and pop culture quotes/references as an expression of self-referential hip irony among geeks.
W00tw00t!Hollaz to mah Gigga h0mi3z on da Techflizzo' (tor whose comraderie and support I am much obliged)! All your base are belong to the sysadmin!
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geek incognito

The most evolved species of geek, capable of disguising itself and acting as pretty much any other human.

On the outside, a geek incognito looks like an average person: those between ages 15 and 25 usually dress like any other person, go to the same parties, drink as much booze as normal people do, hang out at the same bars, and sometimes they even hook up with some girls and end up getting some pussy.

However, once they return to their homes, they become a normal geek of any kind, whether it's a sci-fi geek, an otaku / wapanese, or a nerd. Some of them keep their bedrooms clean and without any geek adornment, in order to not scare away any visitor; some of them, on the other hand, prefer to have a geeky room to express themselves.

These geeks are usually the most highly revered species among the average geekdom, thanks to their ability to make love to the opposite sex.
Person 1: Have you seen Joseph? Last time I talked to him, he claimed to have nailed this girl at a pub!
Person 2: How come!? But he's such a big geek! He has a Dollfie in his desk, his shelves are full of anime DVDs and manga books, and he has j-pop in his iPod! He's even got some pics of himself cosplaying as Kenshin Himura at Otakon!
Person 1: Then I guess he's a geek incognito. Strange, huh?

Geek Tweaker 

A girl who is sexually attracted to, and enjoys making out with, nerds. Geek tweakers are generally pretty geeky themselves. (the play legend of zelda, love harry potter, etc;) But they are generally very attractive, despite this odd fetish.
Brohammad Ali: Hey, Man, Who's that girl who plays Legend of Zelda and always always talks about Harry Potter?

Brohatma Ghandi: You mean Bianca?

Brohammad Ali: Yeah! That's her name, man she's hot, I'd like to tap that.

Brohatma Ghandi: Give it it, dude, she's a total geek tweaker.

Brohammad Ali: Goddamn those geek tweakers!
Geek Tweaker by snifferdoo April 29, 2010

geek food 

Food that, stereotypically, computer geeks, specifically programmers, eat. The food falls into three categories: high in calories, easy to make, and high in caffeine. The idea of geek food comes from programmers staying late into the night, well, programming. In order to waste no time, they need sustinence that can be made quickly and can give them a caffeine boost. Some typical foods include hot pockets, ramen, bawls/jolt cola, take-out chinese, and various chips.
Man, I've been programming day and night, get me some geek food.
geek food by genzripps February 1, 2006

geek burger 

DJ; "you are a nerd bomber"
Steph: "geek burger"
geek burger by 6 5 6 2 April 26, 2004

Geek Doorbell 

When your friend is coming to pick you up, instead of coming to the door, they text you to come out.
Sara: When is Chad coming to pick you up?
Beth: He should be here any minute.
(random ringtone for text alerts)
Beth: Oh, that's him now!
Sara: How did you know?
Beth: He texted me. You know, geek doorbell.
Geek Doorbell by MinxK January 13, 2011