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fisting

A technical term used in relation to the husbandry of sheep, cattle or other domesticated animals.

Fisting is the term applied to the practice of inserting a hand into the vagina of a ewe (female sheep) or cow in order to assess the relative position of the foetus inside the uterus. Fisting may also be done in an attempt to assist an animal which appears to be having difficulty giving birth.

Verb - To fist
"We had a tough time fisting that sheep to get the lamb out last night."

"If you think the cow is having difficulty giving birth to the calf, fist her thoroughly to establish if the calf is too big or is malpresented".
by Zumoid January 28, 2010
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Funting

You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017
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Daddy double fisting

similar to double fisting, but even better with daddy flavor. A beer in one hand, a bottle, sippy cup, or any other childrens drinking device in the other hand.
Daddy double fisting at grandmas, while johnny plays with aunt mary.
by Daddydutchboy December 25, 2010
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Bandwidth Fasting

This is something done by those connecting to the internet on a network which limits one's daily bandwidth usage. It is the practice of not using one's internet connection for a given day until shortly before the daily bandwidth cap reset time, at which point one would start a data transmission and allow it to continue into the next day. This is done in order to complete a data transmission that would normally breach one's daily limit. By running said transmission across two days, one can harness the the combined bandwidth cap of both days.
Eric wanted do download a 4GB game demo, but his university only allowed him 3GB of bandwidth a day. So he started bandwidth fasting this morning. That way he can start the download just before midnight and let it continue past midnight, into early tomorrow morning. He'll use all of his 3GB allotment for today, and 1GB of his 3GB allotment for tomorrow.
by Nizobe September 4, 2009
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Double Fisting

1. The sexual act of inserting one fist i to a woman's vagina and the other into her anus, simultaneously.

2. A colloquialism in jest of a previously described sexual act, i.e. holding and drinking an alcoholic beverage in each hand, simultaneously.
1. Last night this drunk whore let me double fist her until she squirted

2. Check out Robbo double fisting his ass across the bar!
by krisso_69 June 29, 2016
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Fustigio

A random "comeback" insult for someone to make up and pretend it really means something.
>Counseler: "Brian, you know this degenerate?"
>>Peter: "Degenerate, huh?! Yeah, well you're a fustigio! That's right, I can make up words too sister!"
by The Hobophobic May 15, 2003
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Fasting

Resstraining from eating food for periods from 16 hours to several weeks, usually by middle class people who need a challenge and want to better themselves, often touting studies that show it reduces your risk of heart disease and diabetes in order to justify the self-flagellation involved.
I like to do some fasting between my morning yoga class and afternoon transcendental meditation
by vincerhodes February 3, 2021
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