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Frozen Desi

Using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. Then use your Desi on your husbands swollen anus. Also known as an "Al Sharpton"
My husband squirts, when he has a frozen Desi.
by Structure6 December 6, 2011
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frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.
David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?
by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017
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Frozen Weiners

When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.
*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*

When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.
by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011
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Frozen Vincenzo

This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.

Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022
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Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020
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frozen doberman

when something, usually a nut or bolt is so oxidised it won’t unscrew.
‘that nut just won’t budge, it’s frozen doberman. WD-40 did fuck all
by frozen doberman May 19, 2019
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frozen grapes

“Aye, yu want some frozen grapes in a lil bit meeco?” - Stewart

Fuck ya lemme get some of those brutha”
by Smalltits05 June 30, 2018
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