n. a random bubbling process with little time remaining on multiple choice tests. frequently used on scantron and act tests.
with 5 minutes and 12 questions remaining on the act science, it was definitely time for a random answer assault.
by ke1v3y June 16, 2010
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by Herbalicious September 28, 2008
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by fatsouliman December 15, 2014
Get the textually-assaulted mug.This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.
"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".
by darkangel18 May 8, 2015
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by Luciferslube November 30, 2015
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My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
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