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Ass Assault April

Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.
My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
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M16 Assault Rifle

The M16 is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M16 is single-handedly the most rare gun in the game, only available through military areas, and a very small chance of it being in gun stores. This thing is a BEAST, the only gun having full auto in the game (Which means you need high aiming skill to manage this guns immense recoil..) Good fucking luck getting the mags, they're equally as rare or even rarer at times...they use 5.56mm (Obviously.) It can also use all the attachments in the game. It's great, and can only be detected from 70 tiles. The gun is evidently the most efficient of all to gun down hordes, but you'll definitely need level 7 or more on aiming to manage the recoil. (This was the last gun description, I hope you enjoyed them. :D I'll begin to describe the melee's, which will be exponentially more difficult! I hope you'll read those too.)
Timmy: "JIMMY I FOUND THE FUCKING M16 ASSAULT RIFLE."

Jimmy: "WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LUCKY?!"
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023
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Purchasu Trygle Assault Blue

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Purchasu Trygle Assault Blue
by Reninu March 18, 2025
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utter cardiovascular assault

Kira: "Utter cardiovascular assault is invincible"
by fortnitegamer220 July 25, 2019
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Men of War: Assault Squad 2

RTS game centered around the second world war

Developed by Digitalmindsoft

published by 1C Company

Choose from 5 nations to play as,which include:
Nazi Germany (3rd reich/Germany,Kraut - American soldiers)
Imperial Japan (japan)
United States of America (US/USA)
United Kingdom (UK/Commonwealth,Yankee's/Tommies - by germans)

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR,Commies,Soviets)

1 dlc faction:
Ostfront Veteranen

Basically Germany but different lineup,only usable in multiplayer or against bots and by bots

And 4 DLC's
Iron Fist: 3rd person tank mission for all 5 nations

Airborne: access to multiplayer bots you can add ranging from easy,normal,hard and heroic
1 singleplayer skirmish for each nation

Ostfront veteranen: adds 10 new vechicles and the "Ostfront Veteranen" faction

Men Of War Origins: adds the original Men Of War game but with upgraded graphics

Deluxe edition: Tiny ribbon for multiplayer (or solo matches if you are a loner) matches,slight xp boost to unlock units faster,five star general achievment and a new shiny hud
Jim: did you hear about the game Men of War: Assault Squad 2?
Bob: yeah,i really like the German Campaign
Jim: i enjoy the American Campaign
by MrManIsReal November 4, 2023
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Sexual Assault/Battery

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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