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random answer assault

n. a random bubbling process with little time remaining on multiple choice tests. frequently used on scantron and act tests.
with 5 minutes and 12 questions remaining on the act science, it was definitely time for a random answer assault.
by ke1v3y June 16, 2010
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Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.
You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
by Herbalicious September 28, 2008
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textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.
Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.
by fatsouliman December 15, 2014
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jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.
"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".
by darkangel18 May 8, 2015
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Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube November 30, 2015
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utter cardiovascular assault

Kira: "Utter cardiovascular assault is invincible"
by fortnitegamer220 July 25, 2019
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