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fluffalump

a hairy fatty corpusal thats grows on the nipple of black men at night, that whisper sexual things in your ear at night.
scientists say that if you wake up with a fluffalump on your nipple immeditaly purchase a bluebajew at your local mcdonalds and rub it gently on your nipple untill it goes away...hopefully
"your a bluebajew"
"yeah well your a fluffalump"
by assface magge April 10, 2010
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flaffing

Engaging in Aimless unproductive activity. Such activity itself. Used in Derbyshire to tell off ones fellow workers when they are not being helpful.
"Stop flaffing about and gerron wit't'job"
by Enya Penk May 11, 2012
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Fluff

When your a non-swearer and you need to cover up for the F word
White guy: *rapping Eminem* Will Smith don't gotta cus in his raps to sell records; well I do so fluff him and fluff you to!
Friends: Dude wtf, did you just say fluff?
by Limeage October 14, 2015
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fluff-dumpling (fluhf-dump-leeng)

a dingleberry-like fragment that is formed from an accumulation of toilet paper, urine and vaginal discharge as a result of wiping.
Tammy said, "I had a humongous "fluff-dumpling (fluhf-dump-leeng)" caught in between my legs that caused, not only a stench, but a rats nest in my panties.
by Skipper4446 April 18, 2010
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mutt fluff

The term used for wetbacks hair. When wetbacks swim across their sewer canal aka the river.
Kristin- Eww that wetbacks hair is nappy!
Kayle- No, it's not it's mutt fluff Nappy is nigger hair!!
by Veronnika January 2, 2008
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Fluffernut

The tangled ball of cat hair that clings to clothing, couches, fabrics etc. Fluffernuts usually come in large numbers and can be very aggravating.
Cliff did not look professional for the big business meeting for he had been petting his calico and was covered in fluffernuts.
by Simulais September 1, 2010
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Cop Fluffer

Someone that will do anything to associate with police officers or be friends with one because they can't become a cop. Basically, they blow any cop they find because they idol worship them.
A: "Matt just bought a 1998 Crown Vic police interceptor because he's in the Junior Police Academy"

B: " He is such a Cop Fluffer."
by baghdadmp June 20, 2008
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