like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008

Trouser ferret

A large penis

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing

by Big daddy 11 January 3, 2017

Ferret

A ferret is a Cat Noodle.

They fit through tiny spaces while also attacking your toes.

"What a cute Ferret!"

"Ferret, That's a Cat Noodle!"

"Watch out its gonna bite your toes!"

by cheeseburger666723 February 23, 2021

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

Ferret davies

Ferret davies is an unusual human that looks like the animal ferret usually bad hair and mum can be a whore or the unusual human can be born a mistake and is to live in a garbage can

Ferret davies lives in garbage cans around the state

by Jkftd September 10, 2016

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020

ferretting

when you are buff and have a bigger ego then Kylie Jenner's ass with a massive dick

yo bro your ferretting around

by meefk November 28, 2017