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False Leadership

Similar to False Hustle in its blatant vomit inducing cosplay, False Leadership is typically seen in the work place, specifically in company meetings, emails with many people cc'd, or over-thanking people to their superiors.

The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.

It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.
*In a Weekly Team Meeting*

Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.

Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.

Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.

Neil: Kill me now.
by Mike109999 February 12, 2022
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False surrender

A warcrime of atrocious proportion
False surrender is when the payment of currencies doesn't match your bills, a mass purgery incident causing mistrial
by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
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False respect

When somebody tries to make it seem like they respect somebody they don't really respect to get them to do something they want them to do (to get the best of somebody). Not everybody will pretend to respect somebody, but a lot of people will.
Lucky for you, you never needed the guy's false respect (or true respect) to keep going.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021
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False Shift

Pretending you have a stick shift when you really drive a manual car,
"Dude, were you just false shifting your manual?"
by Chrisitan Jordan June 5, 2012
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False Flag

African American street gang-related slang which refers to the act of representing onesself as a member of an urban family (E.g., Vice Lord, Blackstone, Disciple, etc.) when one doesn't actually belong to that family.
Homeboy got touched up for false flaggin'. We don't play that in the wild hunneds.
by stagolee June 12, 2009
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False Bottom

When you take a shit and think you are done. Within 15 minutes you are back on the crapper shitting again. Not to be confused with diarrhea.
When I got up this morning, I had a nice crap, but when I was just about out the door I false bottomed.
by upsat1976 July 2, 2009
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False Friction

Alliterative phrase used when someone is paranoid that there is "friction" (tension) between them and someone else. The "friction" is usually exaggerated and "false", e.g. non existent.
1)
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"

2)
A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"
by False Friction September 8, 2005
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