The newest edition of the world's worst internet browser- Internet Explorer
A.K.A. IE 8
Fortunately, it has not been released yet,(true on 03 May 2009), featuring the latest round of security holes. The only people that will use this crappy program will be:
- People that have never used a computer
- People that are working on a computer at work, school/ other organization who cannot escape this program due to software restrictions.
This program is so bad, that Microsoft (the horrid mother of this program) are planning to force this piece of useless software into people's computers via auto-update.*
Features include:
- No support
- Automated crashes
- Sudden Lags
- Stolen Features
- FREE YES FREE, default viruses
- Included bonus: Allows credit card details to be stolen!
- Takes longer to load google.com then the average American child (weighing 300lb) takes to run 400 meters.
- A gateway for hackers
To escape this hellhole, simply Google "Mozilla Firefox", though you are fucked, if there is a software restriction thingy-majig.
The vast numbers of people who use this program to acquire Mozilla Firefox means that Microsoft may even consider to block Mozila.com, banishing the user to a lifetime of Mozilla Firefox.
FACT: It's ugly sister, Internet Explorer 6, is the #1 cause of Angry German Kid.
Footnote
* Though it has not been released yet, we know it will be crap, because it is genetically shit, as we have seen in the previous internet explorers.
A.K.A. IE 8
Fortunately, it has not been released yet,(true on 03 May 2009), featuring the latest round of security holes. The only people that will use this crappy program will be:
- People that have never used a computer
- People that are working on a computer at work, school/ other organization who cannot escape this program due to software restrictions.
This program is so bad, that Microsoft (the horrid mother of this program) are planning to force this piece of useless software into people's computers via auto-update.*
Features include:
- No support
- Automated crashes
- Sudden Lags
- Stolen Features
- FREE YES FREE, default viruses
- Included bonus: Allows credit card details to be stolen!
- Takes longer to load google.com then the average American child (weighing 300lb) takes to run 400 meters.
- A gateway for hackers
To escape this hellhole, simply Google "Mozilla Firefox", though you are fucked, if there is a software restriction thingy-majig.
The vast numbers of people who use this program to acquire Mozilla Firefox means that Microsoft may even consider to block Mozila.com, banishing the user to a lifetime of Mozilla Firefox.
FACT: It's ugly sister, Internet Explorer 6, is the #1 cause of Angry German Kid.
Footnote
* Though it has not been released yet, we know it will be crap, because it is genetically shit, as we have seen in the previous internet explorers.
(Note, these examples aren't that good)
Person 1: ARRGGGHHH FUCK! Internet Explorer 8 just got me these porn pop-ups, and my mum came in the room, and saw one of the pop-ups!
Person 2: Dude, have you not heard of Mozilla Firefox?
*
Person 3: NOOOO! My computer just got Internet Explorer 8!
Person 4 (Mozilla user): Don't you use Firefox?
Person 3: It does it automatically!
Person 4: (Sees IE 8 being downloaded) SHIT! (computer begins to lag)
Person 1: ARRGGGHHH FUCK! Internet Explorer 8 just got me these porn pop-ups, and my mum came in the room, and saw one of the pop-ups!
Person 2: Dude, have you not heard of Mozilla Firefox?
*
Person 3: NOOOO! My computer just got Internet Explorer 8!
Person 4 (Mozilla user): Don't you use Firefox?
Person 3: It does it automatically!
Person 4: (Sees IE 8 being downloaded) SHIT! (computer begins to lag)
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An event that occurred on July 17th, 2016 between Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian West, and Kanye West. Taylor claimed she was never consulted about the lyrics in Kanye's song "Famous" which read:
"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous"
What Taylor didn't know is Kim was videotaping the phone call between Kanye and Taylor where he specifically asks if these lyrics are okay to use in his song. Kim exposed Taylor and posted it on her snapchat on National Snake Day.
Selena Gomez tried to come to the rescue but she got roasted also for being a hypocrite. Chloe Grace Moretz also tried to defend Taylor, but Kim's sister Khloé roasted her too. Many celebrities such as Demi Lovato, Zendaya, Katy Perry, and Calvin Harris rushed to Kim and Kanye's side.
Thus, Kim and Kanye with the help of Khloé shut down three snakes in their path. The Kim Exposed Taylor Party was born.
"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous"
What Taylor didn't know is Kim was videotaping the phone call between Kanye and Taylor where he specifically asks if these lyrics are okay to use in his song. Kim exposed Taylor and posted it on her snapchat on National Snake Day.
Selena Gomez tried to come to the rescue but she got roasted also for being a hypocrite. Chloe Grace Moretz also tried to defend Taylor, but Kim's sister Khloé roasted her too. Many celebrities such as Demi Lovato, Zendaya, Katy Perry, and Calvin Harris rushed to Kim and Kanye's side.
Thus, Kim and Kanye with the help of Khloé shut down three snakes in their path. The Kim Exposed Taylor Party was born.
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3) Free exploiter - Exploits completely for free. Kids who don't want their parents knowing that they're exploiting.
There are also 4 types when it comes to what they do:
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1) Script kiddies - Kids who buy exploit programs like RC7 by stealing their parents' credit card. They also go on YouTube to search for scripts to use.
2) Nerds - I admire their hard work. People who have worked hard for years to learn how to program. They sometimes hate script kiddies, and rightfully so, in my opinion.
3) Free exploiter - Exploits completely for free. Kids who don't want their parents knowing that they're exploiting.
There are also 4 types when it comes to what they do:
1) Slight sociopath - Does sex stuff and 'Allahu Akabar' jokes quite a lot. Constantly killing and putting on horrible loud music on the server. Putting things in the server which are dangerous or rude. Usually ends with breaking the server. Sadly, the most common.
2) Ok - Kills for a bit. Might put things in the server that aren't really dangerous or rude. Puts on any sort of music on the server but not loud. May leave after a while.
3) Helper - I used to be this sort of exploiter before I stopped. They exploit games to help others, including themselves. Usually free exploiters.
4) Just want to have fun - I often make friends with these. They exploit to make servers more fun in kid friendly ways. For example, putting fun gears into games, or removing the VIP doors so everyone can go inside VIP rooms.
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