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EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*
by direct crit October 21, 2023
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Excuse

Kush: “it’s not an excuse it’s a shitty reason.”

Nick: “that’s the same thing.”
by RigbyTheGreat July 23, 2021
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Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards
"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head
by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020
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The Eve excuse

The eve excuse is when someone is discussing a topic and says they hate a certain part of it, so to defend themselves they say they hate the entire topic as well.
excuser:i hate men
person:why do you hate them all?
excuser:i just hate all people in general lol(this is the eve excuse)
by iustu January 25, 2021
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Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.
"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021
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Excuse me

It is used to call someone attention or a way of apology. It is also used to get someone out of the way.
Eg.2: imin: hey you pretty

AH EXCUSE MEEE!!

Eg.2:

excuse me! Move out the way please
by F-off please May 11, 2019
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excuse the fuck out of me

*hunter posts*

zendaya: excuse the fuck out of me.
by papichulo445 February 27, 2021
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