I really hate coconut juice. I don't know why everybody likes it, whenever I'm at my friends house he always asks me to fetch him a can of coconut juice and I always think "I wonder if artificial coconut juice tastes good" and which brings me to the point of me thinking if artificial coconut juice really exists. Does it? And why do people make artificial flavours? Why can't they get the natural fruit in the drink. It's pretty easy, all you need to do is go to Dracula's house and ask him for some fruits like oranges. Then take the oranges and give them to Dracula and voila, orange juice. I once did a report on Dracula for my English teacher then she gave me an F for science. Today's society is filled with racist English teachers and artificial flavours. If you've ever noticed that artificial flavoured drinks never have pulp. Pulp Fiction are one of the greatest films ever made in the whole unvierse. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. Have you noticed that Quentin sounds like a artificial drink of some kind? I'm thirsty, ever been in the desert and you craved for water? I sure have, you see things called mirages, I'm sure you've heard of these. Have you been to the casino Mirage? I haven't but it looks cool. It's so hot right now. This room isn't cold enough, I need ice. You know Ice Cube? The rapper? He's the shittiest actor but a good rapper. What kind of crap is that? How do you feel about death metal? I remember Mitch Hedberg said in his one comedy show "My death metal band was called Injured" At least that's what I thought what he said. I got injured trying to handlebar ride. My ankle got involved and it hurt real bad. So yeah.... thank you for your time.
That's my Best post ever
That's my Best post ever
by asdf asdf blah blah blah August 23, 2006
An individual who identifies as a sister to another sibling, who is very clearly not able to be superseded by another sister or person, from inside the family or in any other family. Since there is only one person that can hold this spot, I will save everyone some time and let you know this person identifies as Crystal Kar.....dis.
My sister does so much for me, she is the best sister ever!
Wow, I wish I was him/her, because they have the best sister ever!
Wow, I wish I was him/her, because they have the best sister ever!
by The truth 123987 January 11, 2021
The same as worst day ever, but it's in usage when the entire month so far, sucks because of every small mistake you did on the day before.
I got fired two days ago, because I did a prank on April fools day. When i applied to a new job the next day, I didn't get it because I couldn't sleep the day before. Today I got banned on my favorite website for a false claim, of something that happened yesterday. Worst Month Ever so far.
by I'm funny I swear April 04, 2021
"Hey, did you see urban dictionary promote trump in a really awkward and clunky way?"
"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."
"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."
by Soniccarcrashsim February 16, 2023
What's the sweetest person ever?
Well probably the person i wrote this for (az im looking at u)
Someone that's on an undeniable and beyond understandment of nice and accepting of other people
Well probably the person i wrote this for (az im looking at u)
Someone that's on an undeniable and beyond understandment of nice and accepting of other people
You're The Sweetest Person ever!!
by Vziwgucgorrr October 19, 2023