school-erect

When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason

Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect

by Haul8 December 7, 2015

neglected erection

When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls

Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection

by Dwide schrude July 12, 2017

General Erection

When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.

"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."

by jxsiahthemosiah December 11, 2019

Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...

Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..

by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018

erect test

A series of test where a willing male will go onto any porn, hentai site, the sort's, and see what can get there penis erect, usually in a attempt to find out where there fetish(s) is and / or are.

Jimmy was dared by his friend's to do the erect test, so he went scrolling through pornhub for 30 minutes, he eventually found out he was into Scat.

by Scattergrunt November 13, 2020

zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).

- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

OR

- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection

by NeatWolf May 29, 2014

erect-a-stiffy

use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know

my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy

by penisman4273 January 23, 2023