Emotion Hole

The vagina.
Often considered a sexist term.

Men have penises, women have emotion holes.

by penis faced panda December 20, 2009

emotional tourist

A person who enjoys another persons experiences to fill the emptiness they feel inside. It is similar to a sadist but without causing someone pain.

Im helping my friend with his emotional detachment from his family, it was my idea to visit them and remove that awkward detachment. Its what a emotional tourist dues.

by Alphanse December 2, 2013

Emotional Diarrhea

A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through the oral cavity, resulting in undesired consequences.

Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."

by GnomenKlayture January 2, 2009

emotional booty call

Calling someone who you don't want a relationship or sex with just to boost your self esteem

I called my ex for an emotional booty call because I was feeling lonely

by emg123 May 20, 2008

Emotional Tampon

being the person who everyone goes to to talk about their problems but in the end they may just throw u aside

I've been talking to this really hot chick in school, shes been going through a tough time and i may ask her out next weekend.

Dude.... your just and emotional tampon I wouldn't expect anything out of it

by PWR Mustang August 3, 2010

egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm

Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

emotionally constipated

the extreme inability to handle or process any emotions.

This girl I knew was so emotionally constipated, she couldn't even cry.

by ChrisSBU November 8, 2008