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Elon

To be an Elon is to be the male version of a "Karen". "Karen: Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected."
That customer was such an elon. So needy and needlessly rude to the employees and anyone who wouldn't let them have their way.

Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
by Ladifrickendah December 28, 2022
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Elon

The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.
I always use the elon measurement to impress people on the internet.
by Stansthedog November 26, 2023
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Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.
"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me
by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020
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Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a very wicked man, wanting to enslave mankind with cybernetic implant technology like in the game Cyberpunk 2077 and control everyone though this tech (Neuralink). Right now he's pretending to be all for the children of Gaza and the Free Palestine movement, but don't be deceived! He is only doing this for selfish clout and gain, he doesn't give a shit about the kids of Gaza, being a Satanist himself sacrificing little children in his Satanic rituals. He supports the apartheid of Israel, just like how his family benefitted apartheid in South Africa , as well as cobalt child mining in the Congos for his cars. He also supported a coup in Bolivia.

He is a fraudster, always trying to scam people for the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demon's benefit. He pretends to be cool, relatable, and trendy, but it's all just a deception to see what he can do to fleece you. Elon Musk is hated by the Urbanist community for scamming public transportation funding and he just a dumb as Javier Milei, the currently elected Argentine president. Tesla vehicles aren't even that good quality, even Chinese vechiles are better quality. He's a loser and will be exposed for what he's truly is, a lying spy.
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
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Elon Musk

The scent of meat sweats and fecal matter that inhabits a room for five minutes after Donald Trump runs through
Was that Trump? Only... I thought I smelled lingering Elon Musk.
by dangerferret February 24, 2025
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Elon's Right Eye

Had a bruise on it.... And the back of Trump's right hand... Did Elon get bitchslapped for being Mental-Ree Lon-Tarded? Trump's a retard abuser too! Leave Ree-lon alone!!!
Hym "Weird that Trumps right hand has a bruise on it right after Ree-lon mysteriously got a black eye. Remember that? Elon's right eye got busted right before he left Doge? Oooooooo! Somebody got bitch slapped for fucking up! I wonder what he did 🤔"
by Hym Iam October 6, 2025
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